Friday, October 17, 2008

tid bits news for the day:

1. So turns out "Joe the Plumber" isn't
0. Joe what's his name I forgot already McCain
1. a plumber,
2. owns back taxes,
3. doesn't make 250.000
4. isn't about to buy a 250.000 business.
Say it isn't so! Frankly I am shocked, I tell you, simply s-h-o-c-k-e-d! And I almost believed he was real. Almost.

2. Fecesbook is devastatingly boring. Yeawnsville. Worst waste of time and that's hard to top on the internets. Oh well, maybe it's jealousy talking since the guy who made it is a zillionare.

3. Obama won all 3 presidential debates. What a big surprise. Next!

4. The stock market is finally up. Woohoo, I am excited! This is a sure indication the world is NOT headed toward recession. Yeah, right.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Osam, excuse me Obama doesn't stand a chance of winning in November. Not cuz he is a ni, excuse me African American (alto that fact does and WILL play a big part-I KNOW how old white men in America think; I have talked to plenty of them while living there). No, the truth is that Americans can't stand intellectuals. Americans like cowboys. The myth of the cowboy as a man of action, a tough no nonsense everyday man just like you who doesn't think too much but instead prefers to settle things with his 6 shooter is what American believes in.
Americans proved it 28 years ago when they chose the totally fictional character of Reagan. They prove it time and time again with their popular action heroes: Rambo, Rocky, Dirty Harry, the countless cowboys John Wayne has played, etc etc etc. It is hard to think of an American icon, fictional or real, who is an intellectual. Who comes closest? Benjamin Franklin, Mark Twain?

Prepare for the McSame world. It's coming, like it or not. I for one cannot wait when that crazy old fool gets in the White House and to celebrate he gives the order to bomb bomb bomb Iran. Think things are bad now? Just you wait untill then, kiddies.